sherlockedbyphaninthetardis:

davedirk:

davedirk:

lauraforgood:

m33wlin:

WE WERE WATCHING THIS MOVIE IN GYM AND THE MAIN CHARACTER WAS LIKE “I’M TIRED AND HUNGRY AND HORNY” AND ME AT THIS OTHER CUTE GUY IN THE BACK JUST BOTH GO “SAME” AND LOOK AT EACH OTHER AND I WINKED AND EVERYONE WAS SO UNCOMFORTABLE BUT I WAS LAUGHING REALLY HARD AND THIS IS WHY I DONT HAVE FRIENDS

can we have a tumblr marriage for you guys?

seems legit

woops

IM ACTUALLY CRYING 

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146,074 notes • 17 hours ago

• me: this is a bad idea and will only make me sad
• me: okay let's do it

179,204 notes • 17 hours ago

bloner:

things that should be allowed to be used in essays:

• i shit you not
• you feel me
• no but get this
• i’m just sayin
• let me explain you a thing
• and yeah

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209,916 notes • 17 hours ago

fake-mermaid:

how are we almost in june i swear we were in march 2 days ago

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43,923 notes • 17 hours ago

snowllux:

snowllux:

when you search corpses of people you worked hard to kill and they don’t have any money 

I FORGOT TO MENTION I’M PLAYING A GAME OMG

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61,641 notes • 20 hours ago

amoying:

warm soda is the worst thing that can happen

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9,733 notes • 20 hours ago

blaze-alexander:

h0rmonecasserole:

Saying “my friend” is just much easier than saying “this person I follow on tumblr” so you’re all my friends whether you like it or not okay

You guys are stuck with me now

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210,090 notes • 23 hours ago